“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
(Source: sethmeyers)
The immediate reaction of German POWs upon being forced by the US Army to watch to the uncensored footage of the concentration camps shot by the US Signal Corps.
People often forget that most of the German troops had no idea about what was going on, they weren’t all fanatic Nazis bent on genocide, they were just regular soldiers who answered the call when their country went to war.
(Source: demons)
Cecily Strong on Weekend Update
The most accurate depiction of me the first time I rolled on molly. ^^
(Source: cineraria)
perfect writing, perfect end.
Such lovely television.
Hands down, our FAVORITE moment of the night.
(Source: winchestrbrothrs)
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
ITGOTBETTER
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?you broke the world
“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as a delusional man in love with a bauble of a woman. Maybe that’s intentional?”
we cant get an updated version of “racism” or “sexism” added to the dictionary so manchildren will maybe stop misunderstanding what the words actually mean but of fucking course we can get “friendzone” added. two thousand and fucking thirteen ladies and gentlemen
my favorite part about working with the birds of prey at the museum I interned at was when the vet would come in and wrap them up in to burritos to weigh them and clip their talons
birdrritos
That eagle looks 1776% done.
1776%
(Source: meme-meme)
remember 2008 when scene people would run around screaming things like cheese and they thought it made them look random and a fun person to be around
(Source: ditto)
A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.
Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.
Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.
Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.
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